it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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