Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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