They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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