I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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