I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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