What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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