The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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