Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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