The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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