She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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