did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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