I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
