Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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