I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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