As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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