why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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