We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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