i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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