I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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