I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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