Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
