My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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