there's paper in my vomit.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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