that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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