eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
