Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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