I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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