i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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