i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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