If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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