Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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