So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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