Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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