He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
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