i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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