If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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