A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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