Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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