How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm sobbing to NWA
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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