Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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