Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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