I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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