I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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