if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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