THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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