Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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