You surviving the open bar?
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The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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