Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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