Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
