I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Fuck me I smell like cheese
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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