...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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